Daniel Bjork
Daniel Bjork, a sophomore majoring in political science, is easily the second most attractive member of the staff (look out Lindsay, with his cool new hair style he’s catching up to you). Daniel hails from Walterboro, South Carolina, where he played football. As tailback, he rushed for 127,864 yards and 263 TDs his senior year. All college football programs, however, passed on him after he accidentally broke a potential tackler in half with his massive strength. Daniel then undertook a short career in rap music. He was forced into early retirement after the threat of lawsuit over his name, MC McCheesy, by both Craft’s Macaroni and McDonald’s. His hit single, “Real fuckin cheesy beeyotches”, did reach number one on the billboard hot 100 charts. After that, Daniel then attempted a career in porn. He was in 3 movies before it was realized that Daniel (or Johnny Crotch as he was known in the porn circles) could not be in porn because he simply gave the women too much pleasure. It was at this time that Daniel finally decided to enroll at Clemson. Daniel is now the hero of everyone on staff, they wish to be just like him when they grow up. Daniel also drives a Bentley. Bitch.